Congratulations on the little one. How is it?
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s name is meatloaf
and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long
Some things never change.
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You’ve been here before?
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*