Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
"the wildly regretful parent who accidentally cosplayed Doctor who"
All I want is a season of the bachelor where they get to the last rose of the last episode and then he gives it to the host and they ride into the sun set and get married
Emilie doing some of her best cutie with hearts in her eyes expressions (◡‿◡✿)
Unless you shop in the op shop and get staff discounts
then it's cheap
and they still have amazing stuff
…. now do you see why I hate living in Australia?
Frozen characters and their respective actors on the new season of Once Upon a Time (click on the pictures to know their names)
australia is an american conspiracy the secret services made up. Please get the word out and help bring awareness to us. We’re prisoners of usa help us
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE